Horror Story

Once upon a time

there was a man

who was so idle that he could rarely arise off the couch.

He accepted a job in a newspaper

it paid to be a professional couch warmer.

Eventually he was purchased as a slave

by a wealthy Asian Prince to become a part of an exhibit

at a Museum of American Decadence.

He had to use a chamber pot

and was sponge bathed twice a day

by slaves.

He got 2 blow jobs per day

by whores.

Once he tried to escape,

he was caught,

he was hobbled

and chained by his broken ankles to the couch

for the rest of his life.